Jo Dee Messina - A Women's Rant lyrics

[Verse 1] Six am I'm out of bed, I stumble through the haze Ain't no coffee strong enough to get me through my day One thing to another, there's no time to stop I hit the ground a running and keep running til I drop I'm taking care of everyone, oh, my heads in a spin I tried but I just don't remember signing up for this Before I leave the house, I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks Laptop, cell phone, find my keys, feed the dogs before I leave Everybody's needs are my responsibility It sure'd be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeah [Chorus] Why, why, why, why? When I'm through with this life I am gonna have a come to Jesus You can guarantee When I walk through those pearly gates I am gonna have a talk with Eve [Verse 2] There's so many things that I can't begin to understand The differences that are between a woman and a man See woman they do twice the work and get half the pay Men they climb the ladder while the women pave the way They say we are the weaker s**, I'd have to disagree I'd walk a mile in his shoes if he'd walk a half a mile in these [Chorus] [Bridge] Botox, peels, exfoliate, we have the babies, lose the weight Laundry, dishes, up all night, I try my best to get it right Husband, kids, work all day, I got PMS and PTA Find the thing my kid can't find, I need a drink but there's no time So many things I have on my list No wonder why at times, oh I can seem like such a Witch! [Chorus] [Outro] What was he thinking?