Jo Dee Messina - A Woman's Rant lyrics

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Jo Dee Messina - A Woman's Rant lyrics

6 A.M. I'm out of bed, I stumble through the haze Ain't no coffee strong enough to get me through my day One thing to another, there's no time to stop I hit the ground a runnin' and keep runnin' 'til I drop I'm taking care of everyone, oh, my heads in a spin I tried but I just don't remember signing up for this Before I leave the house, I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks Laptop, cell phone, find my keys, feed the dogs before I leave Everybody's needs are my responsibility It sure'd be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeah Why, why, why, why? When I'm through with this life I am gonna have a come to Jesus You can guarantee When I walk through those pearly gates I am gonna have a talk with Eve There's so many things that I can't begin to understand The differences that are between a woman and a man See woman they do twice the work and get half the pay Men they climb the ladder while the women pave the way They say we are the weaker s**, I'd have to disagree I'd walk a mile in his shoes if he'd walk a half a mile in these Why, why, why, why? When I'm through with this life I am gonna have a come to Jesus You can guarantee When I walk through those pearly gates I am gonna have a talk with Eve Botox, peels, exfoliate, we have the babies, lose the weight Laundry, dishes, up all night, I try my best to get it right Husband, kids, work all day, I got PMS and PTA Find the thing my kid can't find, I need a drink but there's no time So many things I have on my list No wonder why at times Oh I can seem like such a witch Why, why, why, why? When I'm through with this life I am gonna have a come to Jesus You can guarantee When I walk through those pearly gates I am gonna have a talk with Eve Ha ha ha, what was he thinking?