Jethro Tull - Down at the end of your road - 2005 remastered version lyrics

I am your neighbor. I seem most respectable But underneath I'm an iniquitous toad Down at the end of your road And I live down the end of your road From your striped lawn and your new swimming pool Sabotage your gardening tools And I live down the end of your road By day I am a real estate gentleman After dark, I plan my most devious practices Which you might think are not very nice Welling up, as you sit on your private throne Will come up all kinds of vile and despicable nasties You would rather not have in your home And I live down the end of your road Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail Rat's heads and lark's wings should set your tums turning And your houses will soon be for sale And I live down the end of your road I live down the end of your road