Jason Brannon - Star Wars Gangster Rap lyrics

[Vader and the Emperor] It's not the East or the West side No its not It's not the North or the South side No its not It's the Dark side You are correct Keep frontin' the Empire To all you Vader haters out there We'll blow your planet up! What is thy bidding my master? It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after But if he could be turned To the Dark Side... Yes, he'd be a powerful ally Another dark Jedi He will join us or die We got d**hstar (d**hStar) We got d**hstar (d**hStar) We got d**hstar (d**hStar) We got d**hstar (d**hStar) We got d**hstar (d**hstar) We got d**hstar (d**hstar) We got d**hstar (d**hstar) We got d**hstar (d**hstar) And you know that we Got it (d**hstar) And you know that we Got it (d**hstar) Fades... [Uncle Owen] (spoken) Luke, get yo a** over here right now Stop monkeying 'round that damn Landspeeder Where them two droids I asked you to clean boy? Did you clean your room? [Luke] Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation I cleaned the droids Can I go to Tashi Station? I got a layaway on ma power converter But now you're treating me Like a scruffy Nerf herder [Obi Wan] Luke, use the force and run Run to dagobah run to dagobah Luke, use the force and run Run to dagobah run to dagobah [Yoda] I'm Yoda, I'm a solja I'm low to the floja I though I told ya Don't be unwise Judge me not by my size You won't believe your eyes Watch the X-Wing rise [Luke] Yoda why you bein' a playa hater You know that I still must Confront Lord Vader [Yoda] But Luke Not ready are you [Luke] But there's a city in the clouds Where they're keeping my crew A Jedi's gotta do What a Jedi's gotta do So now Vader I'm coming for you (spoken) Yeah that's right R2 I've just set a new course We're goin to cloud city *aah* that's a mighty Good Gin and Tonic would Ya mix me up another? Things are about to get ugly [Vader] Impressive Now release your anger You must have sensed That your friends Are in danger [Luke] Noooooo! Why'd you slice off my hand? [Vader] Its imperative that you understand Obi Wan would never bother Telling you about your father [Luke] He told me enough He told me you k**ed him [Vader] Then there's something I Must reveal then I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father [Han Solo] Knock em out the box Luke Knock em out Knock em out the box Luke Knock em out Knock em out the box Luke Knock em out Knock em out the box Luke Knock em out Knock em out the box Luke