Janez Detd - Hillmont High School (I Pledge Allegiance To J.P.) lyrics

Ultra boring high school story Football hero takes on zero My head's aching, my heart's breaking Just can't seem to find some glory Yes I'm different, Yes I'm special Tell me what you're staring at? Hate my braces, hate my face yeah Wanna try my baseball bat? You! Yeah I want to be just like you! I know it's hard to believe! 'cause you're the king of the hallway With cheerleading queen You're so cool! Yeah you! Hillmont High school please let me rule King dork reigning soph*more Love me tender love me sweet please p**nographic punk hardcore And when I wake up in the morning I pledge to salinger&portman My alienation and my teenage angst Will soon be in the past! You! yeah! I want to be just like you! I know it's hard to believe! 'cause you're the king of the hallway With cheerleading queen The coolest at Hillmont that I've ever seen To be more like you is my ultimate dream You're so cool