James Corden - A Fugue for Turkey w/ Matthew Broderick lyrics

[JAMES CORDEN] I got the bird right here And it's the time of year This recipe has made it clear Deep fry Deep fry The book says I should deep fry If it says I should deep fry Deep fry Deep fry [JAMES] Deep fry Deep fry The book says I should deep fry If it says I should deep fry Deep fry Deep fry I heard about a guy He tried a backwards fry But it went awry And he lost an eye Stand back Stand back You drop in the bird Ya stand back At least twenty feet, stand back Stand back Stand back You gotta do it right Because it could ignite But if it all goes well It's dynamite Deep fry Deep fry It's worth it to try deep fry I'll give it a try, deep fry Deep fry Deep fry [MATTHEW BRODERICK] I make a picklin' brine It works out every time Then I slow roast the bird And it's sublime Slow roast Slow roast I stand by the plan, slow roast A deep-seated pan, slow roast Slow roast Slow roast You gotta trust the brine Then dress it up with twine If you don't then you're totally Outta your mind [salt bird???] The only right way's [salt bird???] Any other way [plan turd???] [salt bird???] [salt bird???] I make a picklin' brine It works out every time Then I slow roast the bird And it's sublime Slow roast Slow roast I stand by the plan, slow roast [JAMES] I deep fry [MATTHEW] Salt the brine [JAMES] I deep fry [BOTH] I got the bird Right here!