O.B.C.R. - 1-2-3 lyrics

Sellotape is sticky Now there's a surprise Next they'll tell you you can see out of your eyes Mummified mummies daddies little girl Had the operation then became an earl Once you would have kissed her gently on the cheek Now she kisses you beginning with your feet Roles that are reversing so misunderstood Kids who think monogamy is a piece of wood Ooh but two's company three is allowed Two's company three is allowed Two's company three is allowed These days as a woman you are out of place If you're not a lesbian whose friends are gays Anything is normal normal is of course Getting married after planning your divorce Usually I don't go much at all on twins Once you've seen the one you've seen them both I think Mind you when they're pretty pretty as a peach Whose to say that on the day with one of each Ooh two's company three is allowed Two's company three is allowed Two's company three is allowed I look like I want to look I wear what I like It won't be a suit and no it won't be a tie A tie is a dead heat not a knot round your neck Neck is what you do when Alone with your girlfriend Ooh but two's company three is allowed Two's company three is allowed Two's company three is allowed