Aye yo ok I'm back after sorta long hiatus I was too busy commitin crimes that were pretty heinous I did all this while bein totally shameless Stayed lowkey tho cuz I ain't really famous But anyways I returned like all the Jedi Coming to blow up the d**h Star even if it means I might die Well actually I'm stretchin the truth a like a lil white lie I'm just doin this cuz I'm a super nice guy So lemme get intros outta the way wa**up hi Now please chill to my voice like I was god in the sky As I'm hittin u up from Martinez in the fly 925 And you'll be listen to me at Taco Bell when u all high Now perhaps u thinking this song is incoherent But that's probably a perception in yo mind that's inherent So I'll go ahead and wipe away that bias thats apparent Cuz imma bouta show y'all up like I was yo grandparent Not in a bad way tho just think of it like a lesson A lesson in style I'm talking bout clothin that u dress in And know that I'm comin to u straight I ain't even guessin And know this sh** is legit I ain't even messin It's been a minute since I was on the mic rapping Sorry I been napping I been missin what's been happnin I was also mobbing wit da squad you know we been trappin But I'm back at flappin my gums when I'm not vappin Whoops I mean vaping but not that I'm vaping Nor have I been tapin Up posters on my wall My walls are as bare as trees by the end of the fall It's almost as bad as goin shoppin all alone at the mall Next time call All your friends on up That's what I do when I wanna say wa**up If I'm not already busy chillin with my pup That's right I'm talkin bout my dog yup yup My point is just my dog is a really cool guy He's so fly but he doesn't even try I hope I attain his level of sweg before I die But maybe that's a dumb hope like a pie in the sky That's a phrase, you can call it an idiom By the way I need a raise, but my boss is a dumby dumb He barely even pays, not even enough for some gum But I'm used to it so it doesn't faze at least I'm not a bumb But I'm so numb to all these crazy a** people They weaken me so now I'm all feeble If I was a Pokémon I'd be as weak as a weedle Actually naw just kidding I'd for sure be a beedrill But guess what, I ain't actually a Pokémon I'm just a pretty normal man just chillin here mon With all my friends including ma boi Juan We prolly finna go chill outside on the lawn But if get bored of that and we'll go ride in a whip And go hella fast just let it straight up rip Hopefully we won't crash like run aground ship If it starts to get scary then I'll prolly just dip And be like peace I'm outtie I'm tryna maintain my longevity I hope I do otherwise I'll fosholy cry I sure as hell ain't ready to already say goodbye I wanna live forever and ever well at least I'll try K wait now lemme back up away from d**h And lemme clear up the confusion if you think my name is Seth Cuz it's not and nor do I do meth And when it comes to rappin I'm better than the reth I'm talkin about bein a way better cook than bobby flay I'm too good for the games he plays He makes a pretty damn nasty fish filet While my creme brûlée es incomparable You probably thinkin no way that's a hyperbole But naw fam it's true every single day And it's true across the USA from Maine to the bay I'm just a super good cook what can I say But ayyyyye I try and stay humble and maintain my modesty As well as refrain from being wishy or washy Cuz as the British would say that's just nasty But you all I wouldn't do that I mean cmon its J Frosty