My name is S.A.M.S.P.A. double R. O. gizzam
And I grew up into a man from a baby in a pram
I've got a lot to say, I've got a lot to do
And hopefully very soon I'll be in a town near you
We can party all night, I'll entertain the crowd
If you're anything like me you like to hear it loud
I said Jamaica, Japan, and all around
Just dig your chubby cheeks to my funky sound
The future; I've seen it, I know what it's like
And so you better listen up when I'm kissing the mic
There's lots of robots, machine guns, and no air to breathe
So, make sure you've got an oxygen tank up your sleeve
The S is for Sexy and the A is for Aggressive
The M is for Music at which I'm quite impressive
The other S is for Seductive and the P for Peaceful
The A is for 'Allo, because it's nice to meet you
The reason there's two Rs because I'm twice as rude
And the O for "Oh, my God," I'll put you in the mood
No, no don't wanna be a hipster but a big star
And I wanna see my name tattooed where your tits are
So, if you get bored listening to the grey kid
You better be blown away by a gay kid
Oh, sh**! What's your name again, man?
Oh, sh**! Do you drive a blue van?
Oh, sh**! Haven't I seen you before?
Oh, sh**! Making people look stupid on the dance floor
Party all night
Just party all night
Now, baby party all night
Just, just party all night