Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta (parody) lyrics

I had visions i was in them I was looking into the mirror I couldn't get any queerer Even if i tried I'm a famous rock and roller Look at me hey, i'm on m-t-v I look like drew carey And i'm big and fat (but fat is where it's at) I'm not straight, but i am fat Now how bout that... i'm so fat Been around the world and found That only stupid people are breeding And i can't stop eating All i do is watch tv Put me in the hospital for nerves And hyper obesity I'm 5'6" four hundred three I could have been the biggest star on mtv god damn you I'm not straight, but i am fat Now how bout that... i'm so fat I'm not straight, but i am fat Now how bout that... i'm so fat I wanna publish cd's And be on mtv I wanna write good songs I can't but im tryin' I'm not as good as sublime Without my gla**es im blind I'm so damn blind I'm so damn blind Harvey danger, harvey danger Now we're a big one hit wonder Did you ever wonder What we'll do after this song? Hear the songs on my record I swear to god that we won't be touring Cause they're so damn boring The agony of my clogged veins are k**ing me I'm not straight, but i am fat Now how bout that... i'm so fat I'm not straight, but i am fat Now how bout that... i'm so fat