Gravy Train!!!! - You Made Me Gay lyrics

I got somethin' to say! (what?) I'm kinda gay! (yeah?) I like to get paid and have s** for days (no!) So listen up ladies I like guyz and hate babies If you get me real drunk I'll go for the junk in the trunk You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it HUGETIME! You open up your lips and try to seal my doom So I make a beeline straight to the menz room I thought you were cute I thought your a** was fine But then I took down your pants And I said 'NEVER MIND!!!!' Don't even try to play me b**h Don't even try to front You think that you want dong But I know you want wet c*nt And there you go Bein' all sick Are you stupid, girl? Of COURSE I want the dick!!!! Stop lyin', ho! You know that you want it! NO I DON'T!!!! Yes you do! Just admit it! ADMIT IT!!!! You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl!!!! Are you gay? HAAAAY, you made me GAY. I thought you liked it that way! Naw, b**h, I'm gay! I thought you liked it that way!!!! No, ho, I'm f**ing gay!!!! You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl You ain't gay HAAAAY, you made me GAY. STOP! jockin' me girl Why can't you see? There's a million guys That are dyin' to screw me I see how it is Hunx I don't give you a bona When I'm through with your a** It will be in a coma You have the a** You have the titty But there's somethin' in my pants That makes me wanna go to the sh**ty city But menz ain't got no p**y They ain't got no vagina I'm THROUGH with you gay boyz Drop outta mankind-a!!!! You got Willy Wonka up in your underwear And I like honey cuz I'm a little bear Well I only pursued you cuz I heard that you had girth But now I wish yo silly momma had NEVER given birth Go gay, girl, it's so much better I like the cheese, yeah, I like the cheddar Your co*k ain't nuthin' anyway I'd rather s** a dog off And I'll just use a cucumber to get my f**ing rocks off There's so many girls and there's so many guys It's hard to decide, when I like chicken thighs You're missing out on hot a** humps cus I spread legs like anthrax And Kenny G type bl**jobz cuz I play a mean skin sax For today go ahead and do me that way But I made up my mind, silly ho, I'm GAY!!!! Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies Cuz I hate sh**ty menz and I don't want sh**ty babies.