[Verse 1] Taking on weight in Hot Springs Kickin' up my feet for once Sleeping in 'till the sun cools off Ain't about to get much done Movin' slower than mola**es My nose up in the ‘lectric fan Holed up like a bandit In some unholy land Taking on weight Taking on weight in Hot Springs again [Verse 2] Tumble out a bed for biscuits Wander up to Bathhouse Row Folks, they don't know what they're missing I'll send 'em all a card back home Moving slower than mola**es I'll get there but I don't know when Won't be hoppin' on no tractor Won't be jumpin' on no stick Taking on weight Taking on weight in Hot Springs again [Verse 3] Makin lotta' friends in Hot Springs Slummin' at the Waukesha Gamblers from Chicago Had some run-in with the law Moving slower than mola**es Ain't nobody gives a damn It's a long way back to Stumptown A long way back to camp Taking on weight Taking on weight in Hot Springs again [Verse 4] Moving slower than mola**es I'll get there but I don't when In The Valley Of The Vapors Soak myself in bathtub gin Taking on weight Taking on weight in Hot Springs again