Goin' Places - Girl Songwriting 101 (more Than Fries) lyrics

The first step is to see a hot chick You gotta think that she's the one to pick You stare at her tits and look into her eyes Before you know it, you love her more than fries You wanna ask her out but what would she say? You hope and you pray she'll notice you one day You see her walking by but you run and hide You can't get up the nerve to swallow your pride You see them, You want them Can't have them, Write about them She sits there all alone waiting for her friends You have no balls so you sit at the other end You go home and pick up your guitar You write about how nice her sweet legs are You know you can't have her so you write about her looks You'll never forget how you felt when she walked past and shook The next step is to see her, you think you're on your way At this point you're infatuated but you still run away