Gangster99 - Taco lyrics

My name is Mauri, I live in Cori,I went to Taco Bell,it smelled like hell,I toke a bite,it made me white,it poked my heart like a fart,I had a coke,I poked an oak tree,I had a stomach achee,I had a stroke,it broke my appitete,I look bright,I had a fight,I went to Burger King,I found a ring,I took it for a swing,I traded it for gold,it was really cold,my teachers had a heart attack,my teachers smoked crack,they smacked my face,that solved the case,and I put them in their place