Ethan James - Spoken Word Piece lyrics

Liberal Man meets Conservative Man Conservative Man wears his myth on his skin Liberal Man has to explain his and keeps his shirt bu*toned up and his sleeves rolled down Conservative Man greets Liberal Man with a well-rehearsed cold stare Liberal Man replies by issuing forth horsesh** Conservative Man retaliates by taking his concrete reality of the situation and lodging it, like a wedge, right between both sides of the Liberal Man's brain Liberal Man is caught off guard by this apparent non-abstraction There is one full minute of confusion Liberal Man becomes Conservative Man Conservative Man becomes Liberal Man War is declared Liberal Man cheats and calls for reinforcements Conservative Man is set upon by a mob and murdered Said mob then turns on Liberal Man and he dies a broken man