Electric Six - A Variation Of Elaine lyrics

Is she ready? A variation of Elaine The waiting’s driving me insane I like her skin but not her brain S’how I like Elaine Is it happy? The variation of Shareese She is a nephew and a niece I signed the lease but not Shareese She’s a f**in’ beast I can’t get my head round modern girls What happened to the dresses and the pearls? And I don’t mind getting a little dirty! But you gotta be kiddin me! Is it ready? A bigger version of Marie I’d like to have some more for free You’re watching me insert my key Inside Marie Now who am I gonna put my coins into? I haven’t hit tonight And baby I must be due And I don’t mind playin a little dirty Maybe I’ve been lucky Once in a while They come with flaws And so I brush up on many laws My satisfaction should be guaranteed I got a warranty I send her back to the factory She come back to me, in a couple of weeks With a coupla drinks Is she ready? Is she loose? Is she a duck? Is she a goose? Is she ready? Is she loose? Is she a duck? Is she a goose?