El Rey de Sol - Fəˈnämənəl Cat lyrics

A long long time ago In the land of idiot boys There live a cat, a phenomenal cat Who loved to wallow all day No one bothered him As he sat content in his tree He loved to eat, cause it kept him fat And that's how he wanted to stay Though he was big and fat The world was good to him He pointed out on the map All the places he had been Staten Island, Bed-Stuy Cameroon, Compton West Los Angeles and Sicily He smoked up all the gra** And drank down all of the gin He got so bent, that a picture was sent To his woman and all of her friends And now they have their way...