Edward Lear - Teapots and Quails lyrics

Teapots and Quails, Snuffers and Snails, Set him a sailing and see how he sails! .. Mitres and Beams, Thimbles and Creams, Set him a screaming and hark! how he screams! .. Houses and Kings, Whiskers and Swings, Set him a stinging and see how he stings! .. Ribands and Pigs, Helmets and Figs, Set him a jigging and see how he jigs! .. Rainbows and Knives, Muscles and Hives, Set him a driving and see how he drives! .. Tadpoles and Tops, Teacups and Mops, Set him a hopping and see how he hops! .. Herons and Sweeps, Turbans and Sheeps, Set him a weeping and see how he weeps! Lobsters and Owls, Scissors and Fowls, Set him a howling and hark how he howls! .. Eagles and Pears, Slippers and Bears, Set him a staring and see how he stares! .. Sofas and Bees, Camels and Keys, Set him a sneezing and see how he'll sneeze! .. Wafers and Bears, Ladders and Squares, Set him a staring and see how he stares! .. Cutlets and Eyes, Swallows and Pies, Set it a flying and see how it flies! .. Thistles and Moles, Crumpets and Soles, Set it a rolling and see how it rolls! .. Tea urns and Pews, Muscles and Jews, Set him a mewing and hear how he mews! Watches and Oaks, Custards and Cloaks, Set him a poking and see how he pokes! .. Bonnets and Legs, Steamboats and Eggs, Set him a begging and see how he begs! .. Volumes and Pigs, Razors and Figs, Set him a jigging and see how he jigs! .. Hurdles and Mumps, Poodles and Pumps, Set it a jumping and see how he jumps! .. Pancakes and Fins, Roses and Pins, Set him a grinning and see how he grins! .. Gruel and Prawns, Bracelets and Thorns, Set him a yawning and see how he yawns! .. Chimnies and Wings, Sailors and Rings, Set him a singing, and hark how he sings! Trumpets and Guns, Beetles and Buns, Set him a running and see how he runs! .. Saucers and Tops, Lobsters and Mops, Set it a hopping and see how it hops! .. Puddings and Beams, Cobwebs and Creams, Set him a screaming and hear how he screams! .. Rainbows and Wives, Puppies and Hives, Set him a driving and see how he drives! .. Houses and Kings, Oysters and Rings, Set him a singing and see how he sings! .. Scissors and Fowls, Filberts and Owls, Set him a howling and see how he howls! .. Blackbirds and Ferns, Spiders and Churns, Set it a turning and see how it turns!