Ed's Redeeming Qualities - Bob lyrics

Your name is Bob and there's nothing you can do The ladies won't go out with you Because your name is Bob You wear a suit, three pieces made of cotton And you're hoping for a tie because you know you can't win When your name is Bob Bob It's a name that means Robert Bob It's a name you don't want Bob It's a name that you have Bob If you put the letters backwards It still says Bob Bob Your name is Bob and there's nothing you can do The doctors and nurses won't examine you Because your name is Bob Your name is Bob and that's something you can't change Your parents and neighbors all think that you're strange Because your name is Bob Bob It's a name that means Robert Bob It's a name you don't want Bob It's a name that you have Bob If you put the letters backwards It still says Bob Which is a name that means Robert Bob It's a name you don't want Bob It's a name that you have Bob If you put the letters backwards It still says Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob