DTCV - Trendspotter Acrobat lyrics

Trendspotter acrobat got no falling room Choking on an ego the size of one of Jupiter's moons Slowly shrugs on his coat Walks out in the rain Amazed to see it hasn't rained in days I will buy the drinks If you promise not to ask me what I think Pop culture diplomat throws up on his shoes Burping up an epigram while blood flows from his wounds Slowly shrugs on his coat Staggers through the shine A million bedtime stories on his mind I will buy the drinks If you promise not to ask me what I think Trendspotter acrobat broken-hearted clown Falling apart is as easy as sitting down Slowly shrugs off his coat Throws it on the floor Nothing really matters anymore I will buy the drinks If you promise not to tell me what you think (Keep it to yourself)