Drew Kalbach - TELEVANGELISTS lyrics

I am media literate and dripping. I am drenched in innuendo about my traffic cone collection and hair berets. For years my makeup felt sick. Now I swallow lint like a child. The thick mollusk keeps knocking whenever I masturbate. I can't nocturnally ejaculate. For years I felt you in my kidneys playing the organ. I knew an evangelist would swim through my intestines. For years the television was a great friend but now he sits outside my window begging for change.