Dratchface - Second Hand Smoke 2 lyrics

[Verse 1: Harold McSloth] Sitting in this bar Boring's how it tends to stay I don't care what the bartender say Who even cares if the world ends today Gla**es of vodka stay pilin' up Wait, why is everybody wilin'? f** It's Lil Wayne, grabbin' his dick flauntin' his lil chain This is the future, he askin' for change He lives on the street because nobody remembers his name I wanna dismember him mane But now's not the time He's a good example if you wanna learn how not to rhyme He came up to me and said "Weezy baby!" Now he be layin' In a casket cuz I blasted his a** with the gat kid All the bloodshed in this rap sh** And for once, the important d**h happened [Verse 2: Dratchface] Yo, lemme tell you a little story So there he was, Dratch so delirious Outside a dreary pub, lookin' like a Tom Waits song, for serious But then four long, black limos Crashed into each other, broke all the gla** windows And in a moment, out jumped the crash victims Each one of em fixin' to dish out an a** whippin' And immediately he could see it was Yung Lean Who dun brung his team, and it's about to get ugly Cuz Weird Al jumped out of another one and pulled out a f**in' gun I ain't lyin or nothin', son Out of yet another jumped Ye, and Al blew his a** away Then he pointed the gat at Dratch's face Suddenly, from out the wreck jumped Harold Who put both barrels into Al and said: [Harold McSloth] Eat it! Come on, Dratch. Let's beat it [Sampled audio] "Beboppin' and scattin'!" "I'm losin' it!" (Skit) [Dratchface] "Ugh, I'd better hobble my pasty Swedish a** out of here before somebody-" [Sampled audio] "Let em chew on THAT for a while!"