Dratchface - In The Green Hay lyrics

[Sampled audio] "Down, down, in the green hay, where monkey and bear usually play, play" "We- we- in the store- 'prise, but it's- afford to- to- divide- 'ford to- 'eak in the-" "Sweet Dick Willie?" "That's my name." "Damn, man. Do I have to spell it out?" "Come on now, make it plain." "Okay, but listen up: I'm gonna break it down." "Let it be broke, motherf**." "Can you dig it?" "It's dug!" [Verse 1: Dratchface] Uh, yo, uh, I mean, uh At rappin' I'm the world's worst Once I wrote a love note and stuck it in a girl's purse It said, "I can't say what I wanna face-to-face" "But I think your films are great, they really did it for me when I saw em" Then she went back to Vietnam And I feel so entombed, I may as well be embalmed She had calmed me like chamomile and Nyquil I wonder if she's keeping it tight still Come on, I'm just messin' around I confess I'm a clown, I guess I'm just down I haven't known a woman's love in many moons And I miss having a companion, but anywhoose Was I saying something about how ill my rhymes are? How I got the man Sloth in my motorcycle side car? Dratch, the tryhard sly bard who likes art Playing the white card and diving into five yards of fried lard [Sampled audio] (Japanese)