Dratchface - Hatef** lyrics

[Verse 1: Dratchface] I'll stab a simulacrum in the back, son Even though I pack guns like Ted Nugent In fact I'm the bada** mix master Packin' my dick in that a** at the speed Mr. Mathers raps, and perhaps faster I choke MC's out 'til they turn navy in tone And snap in half like they have avian bones And I may be alone, but it's cuz I hate being wrong And I'm such a dick, they won't even show me on Game of Thrones Hey bro, don't trip, you'll make the fire's light hotter Been known to worship and blow amplifiers like Wata Girl, I know you're tired of skinny, bent dicks I wanna give you the buzz saw, just call me Jimi Hendrix Sex with me can split the appendix It's endless, don't pretend it's not perfect Even if I crack the cervix, I barely scratched the surface And I'll go deeper 'til both of our a**es are worthless But you gotta know something first, b**h (Hook x2) I don't make love, I hatef** your guts up into your brain Uglier than it sounds on paper And if I were God, every girl would look like you do Round face, with a big fat a** and tattoos [Verse 2: Dratchface] I make the vag loose, then snap my fingers And miraculously, it returns to the shape from its last use I'll have to see you later, maybe we could grab smoothies And a movie, then roll up a doobie, groovy I'd like to f** you more times a day Than the amount that I use the word “swag” in conversation Ok, hon? Oh sorry, I must have escaped into a fantasy Where you're attracted to me, the way reality can't be I'd fancy a date, even just one We don't have to f**, we don't even have to touch tongues I act like a cat when I get my head scratched By a hand that's a good match for my depressive lapses Got my ears ringing louder than Zeus's hand claps is When I remember girls wanna do me about as much as they wanna do taxes But if you wanna get with this, just remember this (Hook)