Draco And The Malfoys - Voldemort Is Awesome lyrics

You know that first time that you tried to k** Harry My dad told me it was really scary We did not know if you ever were gonna come back to us, Your people When the curse reversed, it hurt you real bad Some jerks were happy, no they were not sad They said, "Hooray! There's no way he's okay Yeah, I think he has gone away, far away, There to stay, oh hooray!" They didn't know that you were freakin' awesome Voldemort, I think that you are really freakin' awesome 'Cause you figured out what Horcruxes are all about It won't take that much longer, You're getting stronger everyday And now those jerks are worried that you're coming back, yeah, They're afraid that you will attack and I know you Will totally unmercifully destroy all non-believers And now it looks like you'll be back in your place My dad was so glad he didn't punch me in the face He said, "Hooray! He's okay! Oh Volday, Yeah, I think he is back to stay! Praise the day! I am gay! Oh, hooray!" Voldemort, I think that you are freakin' awesome Don't you know that I want to be freakin' awesome, too? Won't you do me a solid and share with me your knowledge It won't take that much longer, I could get stronger every day…so much stronger Voldy, won't you teach me about Horcruxes? I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is I just wanna live forever so's that we can be together And show everyone else a thing or two, two, two…. Voldy, won't you teach me about Horcruxes? I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is I just wanna live forever so's that we can be together And show everyone else a thing or two, two, two, two