Dr. Awkward - Cartoons lyrics

[Intro] It's Dr. Awkward and MC Chris The Double Dragon of this rap game [Verse 1: Dr. Awkward] It's Saturday morning at the crack of dawn And I'm eager up and waiting for the Jetsons' song See an animated promo for Candy Land Bundled up in my X-Men jammy jams Big bowl of Trix and a plastic bowl Yelling out to Speed like "FASTER GO!!" "You've got to keep it down man, your parents' sleepin' What you mean? This was just last weekend! That's right, I'm a grown up dude But I still love to wake up and watch cartoons I used to tape GI Joe on VHS Now I use my paychecks on collector's sets Love the Rugrats and the Looney Toons Still can't pick the culprit in Scooby Doo It's clear the Ninja Turtles are the baddest of crews But I still think the SWAT Kats are radical too! [Hook] If you want a Batcave behind your bookcase, say CARTOON CARTOON If you think the foot clan was a waste of space, say CARTOON CARTOON If you like sugar, spice, and everything nice, say CARTOON CARTOON If you wish Gargoyles came alive at night, say CARTOON CARTOON [Verse 2: MC Chris] Here's a jist of my list to make your head blow let's go Grayskulls great my favs were Trap Jaw and Fist-o Orko was my bro filmation logo made me pogo She-Ra and Tee-La made parts I didn't even know grow Lion-O would shout ho to get his crew stoked Panthro had nunchuks and a tank and told a few jokes Those were after school when I'd like to vegetate Transformers transform they transform my saddened state Soundwave was the sh** I could only afford ca**ettes Lazerbeak might've been weak but we were secretly friends I like older toons like Casper, Woody and Popeye Their laughs got me high like guys who wear tye-dye Tom and Jerry were the best no cartoon can compete More hard than Itchy and Scratchy the action felt real to me Each smack to the head had me floor rollin' laughin' It was a gas to watch the antics that are now where they absent [Hook] [Verse 3: Dr. Awkward] I'm way too old to grow up Still think Jean Grey is a suitable crush And no TV dramas like Breaking Bad The only Dexter that I know belongs in a lab I used to think that every pilot's Baloo Now as an adult I only wish it were true And people like me are never missing their cue So when you hear Ducktales you can say WOOO OOOO Act my age? Well I love to pretend So everyday I go to work and I'm making the rent When I get home I pop a DVD in And find Pinky and the Brain are back at it again Truth is: I still love Doug I still think Buster was better than Bugs And to this day I still want a Mewtwo Too bad they just don't make 'em like they used to! [Hook] [Verse 4: MC Chris] Shirt tales never failed but their bottoms were bare I love animals that lived in trees mon chi chi's and gummy bears The Snorks, The Smurfs, Spider-Man and his amazing friends Mr. T taught me how to be a man among men As I got older and weary cartoons clearly were eerie N.Y.U. I'd watch toons like Batman: The Animated Series Beast Wars with a bowl is how I like to relax Started making toons but I'd watch reboot in the back The clone wars by Genndy left me empty with envy When ahsoka tano showed up I said hold up already But I grew to love that too, so many questions unanswered But then Disney got busy and the clone wars got cancelled If I can get four more lines then please lay back and listen Brad bird is the word like family dog and the simpsons Hogarth and a robot help my own soul escape The Incredibles is the best I learned the lesson: no capes [Hook]