Doug Anthony Allstars - My Baby's Gone To Jail lyrics

My baby's gone to jail she won't be out for quite a while My baby's gone to jail cos she set fire to my child Do you know what she did? She charcoal grilled the kid Then took a butane lighter to ignite the little sh**! All I'm saying is I think she's a psychopath She threw a radiator into my bubble bath All I'm saying is must I paint a picture? All I'm hoping is that they don't convict her She reads books to me by the Marquis De Sade I'd like to reprimand her but it's always hard Because she's a sado-masochist, an anochistic arsonist Manic depressive Dalinist and she gets worse when she gets premenstrual All I'm saying is she needs psychiatric care She spilt tiger balm all through my underwear All I'm saying is give her a break! You all know that we've all made mistakes And if they use the noose they'll crack her pretty neck They'll singe her hair if she goes to the chair And although she cut my Ovaltine with crack, I WANT HER BACK! My baby's gone to jail she may be doing life She took a twelve gauge shotgun and blew away my wife I'll beg the judge to join her in a six foot cell Cos cruising singles bars is worse than hell! All I'm saying is yeah she's got this jealous streak She saw my woman and man, she really freaked Cut off my wedding ring and took my fingers too My baby's gone to jail, my baby's gone SO WHAT?!?