Doug Anthony All Stars - Catholic Girls on LSD lyrics

'Good evening we're the Doug Anthony Allstars! This song goes out to the forgotten men of the bible, the men that the bible left behind, the drug users, the s**ual addicts. This is about the women they loved and the smack they injected!' 'father, son, holy ghost' Catholic girls on LSD, Love nuns who have bad habits. Protestant chicks get their kicks, From downing Mummy's tablets. Almost everyone's on the trip these days, I'm not selling nothing. Love's the only drug I'm pushing. Push, push and shove love, Down your throat. Push, push and shove love, Down your throat. The apostles were the happy crew, And Jesus was the dealer. They got high on living life, Heaven got much nearer. They said "Oh!", they said "Oh no!". Simon Peter was a speed freak, Matthew was one too. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, All high from sniffing glue. Matthew was a publican, He was downing eighty shilling. Thaddeus dropped some angel dust, And Matty made a k**ing They said "Oh!", they said "Oh no!". Now James the son of Zebedee and James his other son Drank some Bex dropped some X, And found synthetic love. Thomas was a doubter, Put his finger in the wounds. Saint Bartholomew watched it all, f**ed up on mushrooms. He said "Oh, everything is yellow!' Philip was on amphetamines, And he turned into a freak. In a garden of Gethsemane, On Valium they fell asleep. Judas tried to kick the habit, Blood money for a loudmouth. But he wound up as we found out, All hung up and strung out. Push, push and shove love, Down your throat. Push, push and shove love, Down your throat. Push! Shove!