Doug Anthony All Stars - My Baby's Gone To Jail lyrics

My baby's gone to jail She won't be out for quite a while My baby's gone to jail Cos she set fire to my child Do you know what she did? She charcoal grilled the kid Then got a butane lighter To ignite the little sh**! All I'm saying is I think she's a psychopath She threw a radiator Into my sister' bath And I'm just praying Must I paint a picture? All I'm hoping is That they don't convict her My baby's gone to jail She reads books to me By the Marquis de Sade I'd like to reprimand her But it's always hard And she's a sado-masochist An anarchistic arsonist Manic depressive Dadaist And she gets worse when she gets premenstrual All I'm saying is She needs psychiatric care She swallowed razor blades In truth or dare And all I'm saying is Hey! Give her a break! You all know that We've all made mistakes So what? So what? If they use the noose They'll crack her pretty neck They'll singe her hair If she goes to the chair. And although she cut my Ovaltine with crack - I want her back! My baby's gone to jail She may be doing life She took a twelve gauge shotgun And blew away my wife I'll beg the judge to join her In a six foot cell Cos cruising singles bars Is worse than hell! All I'm saying is She's got this jealous streak Saw my woman and Man, she really freaked. Took that chainsaw of love To say we're through Cut off my wedding ring And took my finger, too My baby's gone to jail My baby's gone My baby's gone to jail My baby's gone My baby's gone to jail My baby's gone So what! ?