Doug Anthony All Stars - I F*** Dogs lyrics

I f** Dogs In the park, at the docks When the moon is up high in the sky The Great Dane is too tall Chihuahuas are to small But the dog that I like To quell lonely nights 'Cause the Daschund is best of all 'Cause he is longer than he's thin He love to let me in His eyes swell with love He fits like a glove And that's why he's man's best friend! I f** dogs, he f**s dogs, I f** dogs, we f** dogs We all f** dogs in the park (and the pound) She f**s dogs, she f**s dogs, she f**s dogs, she f**s dogs We all f** dogs in the park He's got bed bugs, ticks and nits If he scratches, then I itch But The kennel is cramped and though he's a scamp Life with a dog is a b**h You'll never be alone, if you give the dog a bone And the pee wee don't kiss but the problem is this His bark (woof, woof, woof, wooof woof woof) Is worse than his bite (Cough, cough cough etc) Furball Is worse than his bite I f** dogs In the park After the dock When the moon is up high in the sky And I'm not proud.