Dormtainment - Dick touch the water lyrics

Everytime I use the bathroom I don't if I have a long thunder stick Or if its high water levels But everytime I sit down on that toilet this is what happens When I sh** My dick touch the water My dick touch the water My dick touch the water When I sh** My dick touch the water My dick touch the water My dick touch the water When I sh** My dick touch the water When it hits it gets colder