Doon - Smells Like Toothpaste Cake lyrics

[Verse 1] Get him gifts and bring your friends This will be fun, we pretend Welcome to Al's birthday shebang "Peter" is used as penis slang [Hook] Phillip, Phillip's, a thirsty hoe Phillip, Phillip's, a thirsty hoe Phillip, Phillip's, a thirsty hoe Phillip, Phillip's, a thirsty hoe [Chorus] The term "scumbag" won't endear us I hope Allen's mom didn't hear us Mad at swearing, that I fear, hush I hope Allen's mom didn't hear us Christina, game of manhunt Sunday Special, toothpaste cake fun Yuck! f**! Yuck! [Verse 2] A gutted raccoon in the creek For this corpse they didn't seek Christina keeps on coming, why? Trey, Peter, and Noah hear Allen cry [Hook] [Chorus] [Verse 3] Tried playing Clue in the bed We dropped Christina on her head Tales of minotaurs riding boats No Sunday Specials engulfed in scrotes [Hook] [Chorus] But it was fun But it was fun But it was fun It actually was fun