Donald Fagen - Security Joan lyrics

Well, I guess I needed a miracle If I was gonna make my flight I had to get to gate C13 And it was still way out of sight Something in my carry-on bag Tipped off the X-ray machine 'Cause then an angel straight from heaven Asked me to "step behind that screen" When I felt the wand sweep over me You know I never felt so clean Girl, you won't find my name on your list Honey, you know I ain't no terrorist Confiscate my shoes, my cell phone You know I love, love, love you Security Joan I hung out at the Starbucks Till just around boarding time Then I strolled on back to the checkpoint Just one thing on my mind She flashed that crooked smile and said "Well, I believe you missed your flight" I said, "There's been a minor change of plan And I'll be stayin' for one more night" I could tell from the way she looked at me Everything was gonna be all right Girl, you won't find my name on your list Honey, you know I ain't no terrorist Confiscate my shoes, my cell phone You know I love, love, love you Security Joan, search me now Girl, you won't find my name on your list Honey, you know I ain't no terrorist Confiscate my shoes, my cell phone You know I love, love, love you Security Joan, hey, now Honey, you know I ain't no terrorist Confiscate my shoes, my cell phone You know I love, love, love you Security Joan