Don Hinson & The Rigormorticians - Riboflavin-Flavored, Non-Carbonated, Polyunsaturated Blood lyrics

When the moon arises in the western sky And the vampires are out on the sly At times they have trouble finding necks to bite That's why I concocted my new delight My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood (His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) Drac came to me one night at twelve And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf I explained, "Don't fret, I'll give you a fix Of my newly-regenerated mix" I gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood (He gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) It gives you quick relief, you see From fang aches and corpuscle deficiency And after consuming my laboratory brew It'll make a new a new vampire of you (It's got [?] added, only five calories, polyunsaturated blood) Drake enjoyed my brew without a hitch Now he's one of those who'd rather fight than switch If you're biting more necks, enjoying it less Try, my new non-carbonatedness My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood (His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) It helps promote perspiration odor (Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) It puts bad breath in ghouls (Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) Why, our group had twenty-one percent fewer fangs (I gotta tell ya, it makes a great bloody Mary, too) (Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) (Frank, you oughtta try one of these things) (Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)