Dollybraid - Shelf lyrics

A simple hello, hi there glad to meet you I'm sure we've met before, but I just forgot your name If I could offer you a shot of sip-pin whiskey The coffee's never hot and I feel good today The sun is bright this year I feel it all around me But if the sun should fall I'll have to tumble dry If I could get high and segregate my problems I would tackle life with a little peace of mind Bust n my chops those f**'n cops but when I need them they're not around Music's my right, so step aside either applaud or put me down Postures a b**h, don't scratch that itch, why did I ever leave my bed Backing away with no delay laughing at everything you envy Funk those bad things I ain't got no time for your broken dreams I just want to hang on your shelf like no one else I'm all by my self Come on and let me hang You've got to let me hang Well me tried to get laid but I got played I hope this drought will finally pa** The back of my car got me real far I'm so glad I ran out of gas Rub off all day that is the way it is when my girl's not around Won't you throw me a bone I'm alone filled with envy Let the black cat cross my path cause he's afraid of me And needs too much aluminum foil tends to make you mumble Well I'd like to spike my vein but I really need my brain Priceless advice is at hand of that wrinkled old man That you took for granted at his newspaper stand He had magazines and everything and anything A boy can read to make him a perfect peach in your society Well I'm sorry I didn't think and I tend to dream Didn't think I'd like to sing Hopefully you can see through me and I won't have to explain my feelings There's a co*kroach in my milkshake but I'll continue to dance Funk those bad things I ain't got no time for your broken dreams I just want to hang on your shelf like no one else I'm all by my self Come on and let me hang You've got to let me hang