Dollop - Sing a Soppy Song lyrics

Tracey Ullman: La la la la David Copperfield: We got a wonderful aroma We are as sweet as saccharine Ullman: La la la My singing puts you in a coma We're the most hypnotic group you've ever seen Both: But the thing that never shows is We get up each other's noses Chorus: Sing a soppy song In voices so pathetic Sing a soppy song It's like an anaesthetic We're as pure as pure can be We were made in a laboratory You see Copperfield: You know her lips are pure elastic Ullman: (Shut your mouth, shut your mouth) Copperfield: What's more, she's got gla** eyes Ullman: Ha ha ha And all his bits are made of plastic But he should look almost real when the varnish dries Both: We don't jump or shake Just in case we break Chorus: Sing a soppy song It's really easy-peasy Don't sing it for too long Or it will make you queasy Copperfield: I think I'm go and join Bucks Fizz Ullman: Well you know where your suitcase is Copperfield: But before I start to pack There's something I'd like back Give me back my duvet And my pink flannelette pyjamas Ullman: Take your dirty socks as well They smell like two dead llamas Copperfield: Give me back my hot water bottle My train set and my Noddy book APPLAUSE