Dollar signs - Don't Be Yourself lyrics

I just wrote this song to get laid Because before I played punk, no one paid attention to me-eee And what's the point in playing music if it doesn't get you chicks And remember the vaguer the lyrics, the bigger the audience Girls will love this song because I sound like I am what they want Guys will love this sh** coz they can play for girls they wanna sleep with Your eyes are like the stars, or the moon, or running water Or whatever will get you in my bed later And maybe I'm at my best when you are with me So let me get your number I'm so interesting indeed I let my hair grow out and my clothes are gross as sh** But I am not a burnout I'm just hippie vintage Covered my body in really cool tattoos So I'll never have a good job, but now I can sleep with you And on your bedroom floor I wanna see my band's t-shirt And I'll smile to myself because you should've known! That musicians are perverts Musicians are perverts Musicians are just f**ing perverts If you wanna be an artist, don't be too brutally honest Coz we all just wanna hear a love song, even if it's bullsh** If you want the big gigs and to sleep with lots of women All you've got to do is change your self image Now I'm looking in the mirror telling myself Don't be yourself Don't be yourself Don't be yourself Don't be yourself Don't be yourself Don't be yourself Don't be yourself Don't be yourself, don't be yourself