Dollar signs - The Bar lyrics

12:00 pm still asleep the price is right in on downstairs Forgot to call my girlfriend, missed lunch with my parents There's throw up in my bed from I don't know where I'm never drinking tequila again I drank whiskey like water now water like whiskey The bottle it missed, my eyes are bleary My hands are shaking You only like me when I'm drunk You only like me when you're drunk! You only like me when we've been drinking And you hate my sad songs yeah you hate my sad songs Can you write me a love song, they're better for dancing! Who did I text last night, how did I get this black eye, how did I wake up on my carpet? Why is there half a Dorito's Loco Taco in my pocket? Dude, seriously where's my car? I think that I lowered the bar I THINk THAT I LOWERED THE BAR