Doctor Randomercam - Walk With an Erection lyrics

All the humans do the cat calls And the wolf whistles just to f** with you And if they look too black (oh-way-oh) They f** with that progressive stack While the white man looks away As he subconsciously saps your self esteem Damned if you do (oh-way-oh) Damned if you don't Shamed if you can't Pay no mind, look at the sky Singing (oh-way-oh)(oh-way-oh) And walk with an erection All the ladies scream and run from you Instead of just slamming into you Except for a few (oh-way-oh) Who cackle like twenty cattle trucks All the schoolkids think it's funny They've not been to these Universities So they get a slap (oh-way-oh) And told that they're not to laugh at that f** 'em son, this is for fun! Singing (oh-way-oh)(oh-way-oh) Walk with an erection Slide into the sheath, bend your shaft Shift your sack, then you pull it back Life's hard you know So strike a match Fly the Union Jack Take it to the streets And just see what s**ual hara**ment means They point and stare (oh-way-oh) They call the cops, pepper spray your co*k Tase you in the an*s Steal your shoes and piss on you Beat you black and blue Then the cops show up (oh-way-oh) They take you and rape you in a cage You're a hara**er just for having an a**, sir (oh-way-oh) (oh-way-oh) So walk with an Erection