Doctor Randomercam - The Hillary Elephant lyrics

The USA, by nature and by name Became an intelligent sentience And Hillary also came With strong white knights And bishops sold and hired Off she ran to Bosniastan Surrounded by sniper fire The Hillary Elephant smacked her husband Out of the Oval Office Off she went with a pump and a dump TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP The Hillary Elephant stacked her chips And stumbled into a thumbnail And jumped a queue that is there to be jumped TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP Read the news, sedated and seduced Cruz will snooze and lose And Colonel Sanders rules no roost Don't f** with me, I was the first lady I got the job by f**ing that slob So help me I'll f** you too The Hillary Elephant had enough Of unelected insurgence And wanted a piece of a pie in the Skynet Trump Trump Trump! Donny, imagine you're Denny Crane Let's face it you basically are Trust me, this'll be funny as f** Trump Trump Trump! The Hillary Elephant said to Trump "I'll stand behind this absurdness And look like less of a f**ing mugwump." Trump Trump Trump! The Hillary Elephant backed a donkey All the way out of the White House Now she's back with some junk in the trunk Trump! Trump! Trump! The senate has heard recordings long long ago The b**h is full of sh** and Horton only heard a ho The Hillary Elephant wants a chunk of flesh The size of a suitcase Popped right open whenever she wants Trump Trump Trump! Why would you fight a straw man of your enemy When he's a brick man? Not by the hair on my rumpity-rump Trump Trump Trump! The Hillary Elephant's out to lunch And won't even show up for breakfast Luckily there is a baddie to thump Trump Trump Trump! Selling the democrats back to front Republishing the republic Watching the donkeys and elephants hump Trump Trump Trump