Doctor Randomercam - Pushing the Envelope lyrics

There's no shame in this world There are no rules, just evil eyes I've heard this mission is impossible And every penis is under-qualified Mine seems to be hanging from the ceiling Strung up in your underpants Pushing the envelope Trying to get the letters out Jumping out a plane without a lawsuit Listen to the clouds go by Pissing your name in the sky This'll be my last goodbye And yours too I'm not your brother or your son I'm not your baby but that goes without saying I'm by the way sure as f** not your dog So throw the stick away. I'm not playing And if you could maybe in the meantime Stop chewing up the fu*kING MALE? Pushing the envelope Ravishing the dressing gown Yelling from an ivory tower of statues Light up every torch until the King's Left with nothing else but kindling Then you'll have enough for signalling your virtues Pushing on an endless rope With nobody to hear the sound Entering the hunting ground on horseshoes Kicking in a tiger's sack Severing his aphrodisiac Throw it out and sell the paperback And divorce you (oooh, Yes means no.) (oooh, Up means down) Never gonna live, never gonna live up to this Never gonna live, never gonna live... live this down Like Che Guevara and Mao Zedong You are the faces of Europe's high school flakes Despite the golden age that's been and gone And all the murdering along the way Star in liberal posters of the future And join your local Taliban Illuminate the heliotrope Fortify the elder flower Jettison the food, devour the basket Set up all your best Godheads Tell them all to bring out your dead Have everybody burned alive in the casket Everyone's a misanthrope Everybody's lost uptown Looking for a proper noun to pursue Better call the FBI Instigate the Hue and Cry Maybe they will care this time and persecute Everybody leave Europe Everybody f** Islam Oh and f**in' BLM. f** them too f** the left and f** the right Feminism's f**ed all night Tell them all to s** my mike and f** you Now it's time to wrap this up So I'd better shut this down This has been the final song on my debut So that's where I say goodnight And remind you all f** right See you all again in time And space ...soon