Doctor Randomercam - Progress lyrics

Whatever - There's some sh** out there Whatever - Of which we're all aware Whatever - We have seen your land Whatever - And yes we understand Whatever - As far as I'm concerned Whatever - This oyster is your world Whatever - But take heed from me The west is not what it seems to be PROGRESS - It's what we call it here PROGRESS - Out in the blogosphere PROGRESS - We tolerate no hate PROGRESS - Now everybody Segregate! SURRENDER - We will shame your men TO GENDER - For shaming us for shaming them SURRENDER - Listen and believe WHATEVER the f** that means I LOVE YOU - Triplicate that please I WANT YOU - I'm calling the police I'M SORRY - Now I feel mentally undressed GOODBYE THEN - Now I feel micro-agressed PROGRESS - It's what we call it here PROGRESS - Out in this twatosphere PROGRESS - We love everyone PROGRESS - Except the s**ist racist scum PROGRESS - We'll never take the piss PROGRESS - Unless you're white, male or cis PROGRESS - And if we draw Mohammed PROGRESS - Feel free to chop off our heads Here where the water's cheap At least you won't get dysentery This land cannot be spoiled Because there's f** all oil I KNOW THAT - All my eastern friends TO LIVE HERE - This all looks heaven sent BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE - You haven't seen what this BULLsh*t - will f**ing do to your kids WASTERS - They'll never get a job wa*kERS - Just join the PC mob ASSHATS - Professional victims PRICKS - Huddled up like King Penguins f**ing purple penguins PROGRESS - Now you have to go PROGRESS - You lost this one bro PROGRESS - You don't stand a chance PROGRESS - You'd be better off in France PROGRESS - We'll erase your face PROGRESS - And replace it with a safe space PROGRESS - We'll cleanse your neighbourhood PROGRESS - It's for the greater good