Doctor Randomercam - I Think You're Being Trolled Now lyrics

Children be safe Or the trust and safety council will come And take you away For re-education 101 When you're showing off your a** on instagram And you run into somebody from the chans Try remembering which rule is which When they rock up in your comments with a hardon Saying you're a fugly b**h I think you're being trolled now It's not a commentary from a talent scout I think you're being trolled now Somebody used intimidating shout I think you're being trolled now A case of sour grapes versus sauerkraut It's all about the lolz now They're feeding on your arse and you're giving it out When it was just books It took weeks for critics to speak But when we're online sh** flies at the speed of light So when you're tweeting hashtag k** all men Like that won't offend any of them Try to restrain yourself when someone says "I am fapping in your face you n***a f*ggot And I hope that you get raped" I think you're being trolled now No need for the police or the f**ing crown So just put the phone down Now is not the time to release the hounds I think you're being trolled now Remember rule 14 and calm the f** down Go look at some lolcats But watch out for the catfish and rainbow trout When you're running off your mouth on the web And you come across another of the plebs Trying to get them to take all the bait But instead they tell you f** the Jews And talk about the aliens in their brain I think you're being trolled now You've been chasing wild geese for a hundred hours An interesting turnout Time to take a break and a golden shower I think you've been pwned now Trolling is an art and you are an hero Chalk this one to Poe's law Take thy beak from out my heart And take thy form from off my door