Doc Brown - Slang 101 lyrics

Now as you manoeuvre your way through the inner cities of the UK, this might come in handy. A little phrase book for the cultures you might encounter Fam waguan! Hello friend, how are you? Whats the drilly cuz'? Hey what are you up to? I'm all about P's! I'd like to make money That was bare jokes! That was very funny See bare means very but can also mean lots of As in, yeah I got bare gold on my watch bruv! And positives and negatives understood Sick, swag, piff and shabby are all good And deep that's good but can mean sad And whack, air, waste and peak are all bad You wanna describe the day you may have had? Well here are some believable features that you can add I switched on him blud! I went a bit mad I sparked him in the grill then I bounced in the whip! I hit him in the mouth, then I fled in my car It was just a minor ting It wasn't very hard I linked one gash I met a young la** I whopped that nice! We had s** alright! Trust, I bust a nut and I'm audi I ejaculated loudly and walked off proudly Huuuh so many charming phrases That you might miss if they aren't translated From the opaque to the blatant Now lets try and an*lyse the following statement Here we go, now this is a bit more convoluted but bare with me Move to me blud and ya click get a shank WHAT THE RAASCLUT!!! This is big tings fam Inna bashment choong ting and a gat Duckin' five-0 Burning punk like BRAP! Right *clear throat* okay here we go If we ever came to blows then I may have a knife WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!!! This is how I live my life In a soiree with a lady and a gun Avoiding the police Smoking d** having fun That's slang 1-0-1