DJ Yoda - Breakfast Cereal lyrics

It's, ah a.. You know It's time to get funky; check it out: I'm the B-I-Z and it goes like this Eating a bowl of cereal's on top of my list Forget eating lunch; I like to munch On a stupid big bowl of Captain Crunch Whether it's Peanut bu*ter Crunch, Berries or Regular Feels real good going past my jugular I go cuckoo for Coco Pops Eat whole box of cereals down to the dust Cookie Crisp, Sugar Crisp and Sugar Smacks Wheat Rice Corn and Bran Chex, I like the tex I like Rice Crispies and corn flakes with the frosting When I had Count Chocula I lost it I get three scoops of raisins with my Raisin Bran I wonder what cereal they eat in Japan? No matter what it is, I know it's sweet From hood to hood, from city to street I like cereal, you like cereal No matter who you are, they all like cereal I like cereal, you like cereal No matter who you are, you all like cereal I like cereal, you like cereal No matter who you are, we all like cereal I like cereaaaaaaaal Since we're on the subject of cereal It's a (?) funky fresh material Grape nuts takes you long to chew And all-bran cereals make me doo doo Well I could eat a whole box of Honey Nut Cheerios And some all-bran cereals taste like toes I like the Crunch called Cinnamon Toast But Alpha-Bits, I can spell my name from coast to coast Frosted Mini-Wheats make me do the funky beat Like ah-ow AH-OW, get you out your seats No matter what they do, no matter what they say, I could eat cereal any time of day Like Fat Albert said, "Hey, hey, hey!" Anything else is just a bunch of blasé They say breakfast is the most important meal So you might as well start off with a bowl of cereal It's Biz Mark - Biz Mark - It's,it's,it's - Biz Mark It's,it's,it's - DJ Yoda tell 'em what you had for breakfast this morning *It's snap crackle pop, crackle pop!*