DJ Yoda - Sega RIP lyrics

[Featuring: Scroobius Pip] Yoda, what happened to Sega? Do you remember like it was always Sega or Nintendo, the big enemies And kind of bu*ting heads and battling And now f**ing Sonic's whoring himself on Mario Olympics It's f**ing embarra**ing It used to be Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis But Sega went and choked man, I couldn't picture this The time for a goodbye, not a single farewell kiss Sega Mega Drive man, you were sorely missed It was Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis But Sega went and choked man, I couldn't picture this The time to say goodbye, not a single farewell kiss Sega Mega Drive man, you were sorely missed It was all a dream I used to read Gamesmaster magazine Patrick Moore and Double D up on my TV screen And there were just two consoles At least two that were real, yo f** the Neo Geo And I grew up on the proper side The Mario Brothers side Where staying alive was no jive (??) with many cells My man bounced on many shells And raised hell in many wells I was all about the Super NES Mario 3 yes it truly was the best Gary, Joe and me, man, we played it to the d**h I always got a mushroom from the magic chest That (??) with the boomerang It could never hit me I'm looking at you ghost Get the f** off of my backseat I grab a leaf and I'm defying gravity (??) the castle like the f**ing French cavalry King Koopa, made you look You're a slave to my page in my cheatbook I pop down start selecting, you've been shook Where's the princess at, where's she been took King Koopa, made you look You're a slave to my page in my cheatbook I pop down start Selecting you've been shook Where's the princess at, where's she been took It used to be Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis But Sega went and choked man, I couldn't picture this The time for a goodbye, not a single farewell kiss Sega Mega Drive man, you were sorely missed It was Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis But Sega went and choked man, I couldn't picture this The time to say goodbye, not a single farewell kiss Sega Mega Drive man, you were sorely missed My friend James Cosgrove, he supported Sega Sonic and Tails out getting into danger I couldn't be swayed nah, I remained a hater I couldn't be down with a hedgehog wearing trainers But all the same you've got to love the competition Made everyone work harder pushing their position Sega were the upstarts, Nintendo were the elder Donkey Kong, Super Mario Kart, Zelda Sega kept shaking up Nintendo's world Earthworm Jim, Toejam and Earl They even took a (??) with Streets of Rage Kids on their screens bashing heads for days It started to contend Man it really was a close thing But then they dropped off at a speed that was insulting But why the f** are the fans revolting? Three words, Ecco The Dolphin Who the f** wants to be a jumped up porpoise? Getting into rucks with other dolphins and orcas It was the first of its kind, different world to Mario But the gameplay was so-so so stick it up your bro-hole So this is a late farewell You threw in the towel before the final bell Some went to heaven, some went to hell The rest are in the purgatory of Mario's world Super Nintendo Sega Genesis Alright f** this sh** man I'm gonna go, gonna get me some gold coins yeah Get my plumber on yo