DJ Yoda - S.A.L.A.A.M. lyrics

(Pokemon? sample) "Hey, guess where the first ever writing was discovered?" (scratching) "Iraq..." [Verse 1: MC Paul Barman] Each world leader is such a turd eater He won't write his own words Fill, or touch a bird feeder I'm tellin' em' Look past the melanin To unbleached tan skeleton while our skin's still on Putting the "gland" back in England So erudite, this very night From not even, just born bald till your hair be white Clone wars are scored behind closed doors, according to an unknown source that fears feeling Try a mug of Darjeeling Ya'll presidents Here's the deal False evidence, appears real My pa**ive-aggressive ma**ive's impressive Duncan Hines does a drunken bump n' grind to Dr. Funkenstein He'll lend me a 10 spot Or else get a pinch pot Ashtray on his b-day Now give me a rimshot Laughter Side-splitting, knee-slapper From swollen bowel, Colin Powell Died sh**ting on the crapper Tony Blair should send cronies where he'd fight himself It's only fair Which he losed at Foosball he let loose a moose-call "AWOOOOGAH!!" A Huguenot caught Great White weight, height Beluga sized, big balls to call themselves Protestant God is in ("Maybe I can be more clearer?") (Peacekeepers) Can't abide it Send camera-guided heatseekers They shouldn't show their face like beekeepers Society always leaves an alien mark When your man hit the dark land, the sharks pinned up a list Like a casting call An archnosynthcalist In the UK, crusade be danger-fraught Fought to make the manger not Look like a chamber pot Pot-pot-potttttttttttttt (MANY SAMPLES) "Hey, guess where the first ever writing was discovered?" "Iraq..."