DJ Shigatsu Wa Kimi No Uso and DJ Paneer Tikka - MRIGANK JAIN ROAST SESSION lyrics

(Intro) Mrigank: Two years, I'll have better grades than you Nikhil. I'll have straight A's, and you'll have straight C's. You'll uhh, and in high school uhhh, and in College you'll have to drop out of med. school because you won't be smart enough and you'll fail Nikhil: And what're you gonna do? Mrigank: What I'm gonna do? I'm gonna be in the NBA -- MRIGANK JAIN SHOUT OUT TO NIKHIL DAMLE SHOUT TO ARCHERY ARCHIT SHOUT TO BRYAN TRINH SHOUT TO MY FRIEND BONE SHOUT OUT TO ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH This kid wants to be in the NBA Im bout to hit up the kkk To k** this f*ggit named MJ Thinks he will make millions of dollars some day Anyway You know who is stupid its not that hard to explain This f*ggots name is mrigank jain Listening to him makes me wanna slit my veins f*ggot probably still watches thomas the choo choo train There is no cure There is no way for you to mature Its a disgrace you and I have the same culture Mrigank looks like a lentil He's in environmental His grades make his parents go mental His shoes ugly af like they're a rental Even in environmental science cla** his grades are a** Chose that course just to be guaranteed honors Queer as dumb as Joe f**ing connors His fashion is sh** every single day Daily outfit be like aztec joggers, abercrombie sweatshirt, pretty f**ing gay From the tennis team you got cut Always have your hands in your bu*t You look like a down syndrome chestnut Your extra curriculars consist of cross country and track Tryna get lettered and receive a plaque But he's the slowest one there He runs slower than a disabled in wheelchair He wants kristen ruggier Queer wanna jizz on her hair She doesnt like you because of what you wear And all your able to do is stare Inspecting the element It was so evident When Nikhil exposed you Comparing the course numbers, you had this coming to you j** I have a higher chance of getting Cindy Liu then you getting Algebra 2 All you do is sit at home and jerk off your kazoo Downgraded from honors geometry to algebra 2 cp Mrigank, you need to start questioning your s**uality Cause I see you always hanging out with Shivam Is it because you wanna give him a blow job? Hey MRIGU If you were in 3 idiots You would be the engineer that committed suicide The one that jumped out a building and died I am about to end the rap right here You can fire back, but you can't beat me i am shakespeare After this rap I wouldn't be surprised if you disappeared I am ending this rap right here Shout out to my boy mrigank, bc if he didn't exist there would be no diss