DJ Shalem - The Time of My Life lyrics

Consider me to be a fly on the wall with a bird's eye view I stare, as my birthtime drew near The only Earth I knew reared me in a world I grew to fear I do appear quite nude and warm I'm like "What's up with the lights and the white uniforms?" You're damn right you're truly wrong when a hand strikes the newly born "I can't fight" I'm cruely scorned. In a man's life, the beauty's gone I was scared with fright through the storm I'm prepared to write a mutiny song "It's a miracle Ma!" Damn my dick is long Oh, that's just the umbellical chord Clip clip, snip snip.and now it's gone along with my foreskin One of them awful things that they do to theoffspring The sting is lessened by the d** they pump into my miniature body Making us addicts just that quick is their signature hobby An infamous robbery, and if I'm not careful then my shaft'll break It's got me coming up with creative ways to masturbate I wanna be held but my father rebelled and my mother's unconscious I went from a dark bliss to some boxes It's obnoxious the way the doctors poke and prod Seriously I can barely function This is my first out-of-body experience and alien abduction I'm barely a munchkin after just minutes of labor They're putting my tiny footprints on some birth certificate paper My personal hell of isolation began in an incubator To think of it later, slice open my wrist and check the microchip data They didn't capture it on beta film or audio The year made me a dragon, the month made me a scorpio The weak, feeble, helpless baby boy cried for nights But that day was the time of my life But that day was the time of my life But that day, but that day was the time of my life But that day, but that day, but that day, but that day, but That day was the time of my life [Sage goes full retard] It's like, I don't know how to act It's like my fan of one hundred? Just flung math? It's like, I've been Keanu Reeves understudy for the past year and a half It's like, I'm a full-fledged member of the 90210 cast It's like, I'm ??? yeah! I'm a ??? coming fast It's like, I'm ??? dude, I'm serious you're gonna get your cash It's like, I'm trying to cover up my pain with laughs See, me and irony we go way back You can peep us exchanging insults and snaps on 8-track But once the laughter dies down I'm always the one who has to face the fact And finding method in his madness is like a needle in a haystack And he'll take that, took it, good one You know what irony? I've come to the realization that laughter ain't the best medicine It's just a primitive form of Novocaine This kid is to live long and know the pain So while substances float through the veins of my father to control his brain I'm resistant from the X's etched on my back written sober and plain I'mma go to your grave Before I die At least one time I promise, but to be honest I'm just not ready for the punchline