DJ Rhythm - Snap Happy lyrics

[ lyrics taken from album booklet ] [ VERSE 1: Tung Twista ] Intro, I break a, break a brother ten fold Oh, 10-40, stomp em like a dinosaur Poor excuse for an MC, so-so singers The things I bring'll snap like fingers Rugged hip-hop, I'm gettin funky like a cheap perfume Doom, take em from the womb to the tomb, whom It may concern, I return from the mentally dead To fly a sleep s**er duck's head A thouroughbred in this talent, I be snappin like I'm coo-coo Try to fade my spade, you made a boo boo s**ers say 'ooops', troops, I spank em if they rap happy Never calm, cause I'm snap happy [ Chorus ] Am I snap happy? (mh-hm) Tell me am I snap happpy? (mh-hm) Tell me am I snap happpy? (mh-hm) Yo, tell me am I snap happpy? (mh-hm) [ VERSE 2: Tung Twista ] Snap happy - snappin on those who think I rap crappy The Tung is snappy, rougher than nappy, you can't outrap me Punk, with s**ers I toy, I'm stronger than a droid I don't avoid the noid, I destroyed the noid So I gotta make a scrub pay hay s**ers I slay, they lay stinkin in the subway Focus, my rhythm will scrub, say rub-a-dub-dub Cause I'ma step into em like a bathtub I make em run like waterfalls, use your eyes for pool balls Then run through rappers like school halls I'm breakin s**er punks' backs Facts on wax, when I step, instead of footprints, I leave tire tracks My rhythm be delicious while I flow, the skunk of this, funk of this with a dramatically vicious style I destroy your phoney hip-hopness like the Lochness Monster, just because I want ta 1 to 2, I'm comin through Swig em like a brew, ooh You think I bit off more than I can chew? I break a sissy up with no twist Don't make my tongue flappy I still can be labelled as snap happy [ Chorus ] DJ Jihad get loose [ * DJ scratches* ] (Hit me) [ VERSE 3: Tung Twista ] I snap and make em yield Spin my tongue like a windmill And crack your skull like a windshield Show me where a s**er makes a error, I give him terror Be smooth as Aloe Vera, they run like mascara I turn em over like a page, engage I eat em with rage and trap the duck behind my rib cage Flow, my jock'll make em blow Want me to take em slow I flow speed till they can't take no mo' Get the urge to see what I'm servin, bee I make an emergency for the s**er to get surgery, word to G You thinkin what I said'll miss But I'm the head of this, what I said'll diss Cause it's a mega-diss If you sleep get into bed of this But if you wake up, I'ma fly that dreaded head like Pegasus I'm a son, but for some reason they wanna call me the rap pappy I guess it's cause I'm snappy [ Chorus ] (Hit me)